Pat and Brian learn that getting older really sucks. Pat finally reviews Amazing Spider-Man, and the guys discuss upcoming movies (Star Wars, RoboCop, and Thor: The Dark World) and why they might suck.

BREAKING: Windows's head leaving Microsoft! Can they ever stop copying Apple? In Disney news, a Boy Meets World spinoff is in the works, Star Wars Episode VII gets a writer, and Hasbro denies rumors of a deal with Disney. Plus, news regarding Iron Man 3 and Transformers 4. Finally, will Castle Grayskull get funded?

As an apparently on-time Christmas gift to you, listeners, we spend nearly the entire episode talking about all the things Disney owns. Afterward, we talk about other comics and movies a little, too. Plus, another installment of "Why Does This Exist?"