Skeletor and Faker discuss Transformers toys, a new webcomic, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Mon Mothma, and Dr. Who. No one involved has a good time.

Brian recalls details of a leaked Days of Future Past script. Warner Brothers pushes back Superman vs Batman and cancels Amazon. Johnny Depp and John Hamm are in the running to play Dr. Strange. Transformers toys will be made more suitable for children. In addition, Brian explains how pirates work.

DC lies to a 7th grader. Shia LeBeouf publicly retires from public life. The untold story of the Fantastic Four is finally being told. Michael Douglas is Hank Pym. JoGoLo (or whatever) is still someday Dream. “Gotham” is going to follow the “Smallville” template. NBC wants to pilot starring Constantine.