Tonight on WSG News at Now, congrats to our correspondant Soundwave on the 50th anniversary of the cassette tape! The question is posed: Who is the new Who? Who knew? If you just felt a tremor in your toy collection, don’t worry, it was just Quake Collectibles, now with a touching new look inside the store that brings your dreams to life. Speaking of dreams, one lucky person bought a house filled with collectibles! Days of Future Past gives us a history lesson on Trask Industries. Transformers 4 also has news... Netflix hires several geeks to watch Start Trek III and fix the alien dialogue. Pat Chews the fat on Jon Chu. And finally, who is the GD Batman?

Tonight, on Structured Gibberish News at 11: JJ Abrams says the Force is still with him. Ya know who else has the Force? One Mr John Williams, who will be back to settle an old “score.” Star Wars Rebels are taking over there own TV show, while the largest space battle ever was fought... in an online video game. Lots of Matty Collector talk including a look at where the subscriptions are now and what that means for the 2014 lines! Then Jon Chu's the fat on the Masters of the Universe movie. Then, Marc Webbhead talks Spider-Man 3 and 4! Structured Gibberish: The Only News That Knows!

Hello Gibblors and Gibbletts! Today, we take you on a magical journey inside the news from SDCC. We talk about all the new MOTUC reveals, a brand new fan-designed Transformer, and lots of news on Marvel Phase Two. Man of Steel and the Dark Knight finally meet on the big screen. The the X-Men have to go back in time to try and stop them from making X-Men First Class. Will it work? Only Wolverine’s grey temples know for sure!