Sasquatch-Parallax...DaFuG? Weapon Brown explodes it’s way to a graphic novel near you. Castle Greyskull? More like Cancel Greyskull! New Optimus Prime looks like he is made out of Michael Bay’s own feces. We also have a new look into how not to make a Spider-Man costume. We discuss “Broke Bat Mountain” and other possible names for the new Batman/Superman movie. Funko get’s Pat all funky with it’s new Re-Action figure line. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock-off Transformers. Who’s the man? Brian thinks so.

Every time a bell rings an angel talks someone into jumping off a bridge. It’s a Wonderful Death! San Francisco was saved by Batkid! Ring-on-ring crime on the rise with Green Lantern Corps. Batman vs Superman vs Flash vs Wonder Woman vs Zack Snyder: coming soon! Check out the Transformers bible for information on the second coming of Andy Kaufman. Maybe.

Today, Brian and Pat use their words to talk calmly about Netflix's new round of Marvel shows plus and in addition to a new ABC show! Then again, a deleted scene from The Wolverine reveals that his costume exists in the X-Men Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, Kevin Smith has seen the Batsuit and he says it’s..REDACTED. But then Brian transforms the conversation in a new direction. Until next time, Pat doesn’t feel the need to explain his art to you.