35: Geek JFK
It's a slow news week for Structured Gibberish. In the first half, Pat and Brian discuss some Super Bowl trailers and some new action figures. Brian reviews Masterpiece Soundwave and Condor. The second half is a discussion of the movie Looper, and how much time travel sucks in movies. Also, Pat learns what Rule 34 is.
34: Shriek Studio
Amazon premiere pushed back beyond the fall. Paul Giamatti might be Rhino in Amazing Spider-Man 2. Brendon Connelly has come up whith another crazy Star Trek Into Darkness conspiracy. Django Unchained figures pulled from eBay. Michael Dorn wants to star in a new Star Trek show. Jimmy Olsen might be Jenny Olsen in Man of Steel. Either way, the toys will suck. Oh, and J.J. Abrams will be directing the next Star Wars movie. What do all these things have in common? Structure? Gibberish? Yes. Seriously, don't go to DragonCon, you pervert.