On tonight's episode, we find out what the Affleck Duck is up to, or something like that. We also find out if Lex Luthor knows how to cook meth. We sadly watch as Mattel kills more of our beloved toy lines. Meanwhile, we wish we could get a LOBOtomy after seeing the New 52 version of Lobo. Ki ki ki ma ma ma Is that the sound of a Jason Voorhees figure we hear? Also, we follow up on our second and final installment of “Pat and Brian Make Up a Movie.”

In news today, people have sadly died. In opposite news, Stan Lee receives a Geekie Award for living so long. In a related story, Star Wars resurrects some ghosts. Then, at 11, Ninja Turtles gets rolled over by the Transformers. In weather, Matty Collector pulls out all the stops to get you to subscribe. And finally, Pat and Brian make up a movie... part one!

Welcome Gibs and Giblettes! In honor of Slow News Day, we talk about 50 things all geeks should know! Plus, who gets credit for Megatron’s best design? Not Don Figueroa, I guess. Guardians of the Galaxy is looking “sweet”, while Club Eternia is looking “barely gonna get funded.” Retro Batman figures were delayed, but the new Imaginext lineup wasn’t, so that’s cool. Hashtag Save He-Man.