Don’t be a dork wrap your pork.... and your USB. Who’s celebrating a 50th Anniversay? These Doctors! Powercon has some mighty reveales of new MOTUC figures. They finally got all my letters and they are giving us a new 3 3/4 inch Hal Jordan! JJ Abrams has lost his flair for Star Trek. Ben Affleck is weary and fatigued... also he’s Batman. DC losing their creative teams left and right, the newest casualty being the Batwoman team. DC also reportedly losing their minds by asking artist to draw Harley Quinn naked and trying to comit suicide.

Tonight, we celebrate the 30th anniversary of He-Man, and the first epiversary of Ham and Eggs Cumberbuns not being in Star Wars. G.I. Joe gets the “What Not To Wear” treatment. In celebration of He-Man’s 30th anniversary, some jerk tempts us with He-Man Legos we’ll never have. Soundwave truely is in disguise as Soundblaster, and hey, also a Ratbat. Then, Pat and Brian are wowed by the 50 Shades of Grey news... that is the grey in Robocop’s uniform. Go go, they say he’s got to go. Go go, Godzilla’s new look in his all new awesome movie. DC has some new figures coming to retail, but is it to little, to late? A life-size Strormtrooper is the latest in a long line of things you should probably spend your money more wisely on. New details surface from the Super 7 Funko merger, and they are awesome.

Breaking News! Lex Luthor exposed! And he's not Bryan Cranston at all! Or is he?!? Nintendo hops in their Delorian and gives us the Nintendo 2DS. Skeletor loses his jaw in fight with DC editorial. From Khan to Han: will Cumberbatch be in the new Star Wars movie? Transformers 4 is not only happy destroying our memories of Autobots and Decepticons, but also now they set their sights on the Dinobots as well! The internet is abuzz with news of the new Rocket RaCooper. Vin Diesel proudly proclaims that he is Groot. James Spader will play Ultron and not Spader-Man, as many suspected. Super7 and Funko get together to being us some ReAction. Finally, tomorrow is bring your Man-E-Faces to Work Day! Just a note, that is the 80s action figure and not an excuse to be an asshole to people behind their backs!